I have fallen off the wagon and it left me in its dust.

I'm like Pecos Bill...only I didn't land in the Pecos River and I doubt I'll invent anything as impressive as the lasso and branding iron.

I'm going out of town this weekend on very little money, so I can't/don't want to go spend a lot at the grocery store until next week when I get paid. Maybe I'll get lucky and my tax refund will direct deposit Friday. That'd be badass.

Anyway. I'm drinking a coke as we type/read/whatever, and I had a candy bar for breakfast. That's the kind of falling off the wagon I do.

I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me or be nice to me about this. So if you choose to leave a comment, please scold me as much as possible. Thanks!